Experience (highlights):
Senior Software Engineer @ Dealeron, Inc -
July 2021 - Present
Making the websites work good. Specifically, on a web content platform that serves up several million requests per hour on a slow day.
Software Development Engineer 2 @ Amazon -
January 2020 - December 2020
To put things diplomatically, I did not derive fulfillment or happiness from this job. But it counts for something that I passed their interview process, I suppose.
Waterfront Director @ Camp Bowman -
2011- 2013 (summers only)
This was the coolest job I've ever had, and possibly the coolest job I ever will. Job duties included teaching children how to sail boats, managing the 14-year-old lifeguards somehow responsible for keeping swimmers safe, and occasionally towing waterskiers.
Education:
University of Maryland, College Park 2008-2011
Did not complete a business degree. Lack of a business degree has somehow never presented the slightest shadow of an obstacle to my life or career.
TODO FIND NAME OF DOG PLACE Spring 2022
Worked with the dog to learn basic skills like sit, stay, heel, lie down, etc. No record of the quality of my coursework but the dog was a great student.